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#1 Coley

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Posted 14 December 2003 - 09:03 PM

The Night before Christmas

It was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
LINCOYA was silently
Carving a mouse

SKEETER and HUGHESY
Were tucked in their beds
While visions of crankbaits
Danced in their heads

The stringers were hung
By the chimney with care
In hopes that Bill Dance
Soon would be there

Me in my camo
And BOYHOWDY with the bait
Had just loaded the boat
To head out to the lake

When high overhead
Way up in the sky
I thought I saw CHIRMY
On his way by

But no, wait a minute
It wasn't him at all
It was REDG8R
And he had santa by the balls

Six big Mercury's were
Pulling the sleigh
Santa was screaming
Get out of the way

With jigs and worms
And crankbaits galore
Santa was headed
For MYLURES front door

With so many stops
Santa just couldn't get around
But, he made damn sure he stopped
At TACKLE UNDERGROUND

As the big Mercury's roared
Santa shouted to all
If things go well
I'll see you at NATHAN's next fall.

COLEY

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Posted 14 December 2003 - 09:16 PM

Tops, Coley, Tops..... :lol:
Thanks buddy

Happy Holidays Fellas.

#3 Celticav

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 09:08 AM

Coley, very cool and really funny too! The verse about Red having Santa by the balls cracked me up, you got festive poetry skills man, I was a little bummed out from a tourney I lost in over the weekend, thanks for the cheering up, I needed that laugh and Happy holidays to all, JIM

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 11:05 AM

Coley, That's good. I liked it and it shows to go ya that g8r knows how to get your attention. :lol: :lol: :twisted:

Very good and funny. Happy Holidays fella!

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 11:19 AM

Way to go Coley. You have a very active imagination. Those gears must be turning even when you are sleeping. Happy holidays to you and eveyone on this site and the best to all of you always. Ken Schmitz Mylures

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 11:55 AM

Great Job Coley......I loved it..Nathan

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Posted 20 December 2003 - 01:02 AM

Excellent Coley!!
Let go Red!! Santa's got stuff to bring this old fisherman.
God bless each and every one of you guys and your families too.

Merry Christmas
Skeeter