Posted 21 September 2010 - 06:40 PM
HOLY CRAP BATMAN MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE!!!
Can you say CRAP on here?
ITS NOT DEAR ABBY. It's not DEAR ABU not ABBY.
Dear Dave, Do not call me Dear!!!
I have been married for 16 years. Most of the 16 years have been wonderful but lately things aren't always as good as they should be. Some days are better than others. But I believe it could be due to a lack of friction and weight displacement in the relationship.
I find it very commendable that your loyalty to the same lure has lasted 16 years. Usually the relationship hits the rocks and has left you long before now. I suspect that you have swallowed your pride a few times and gone in after her. Again, this shows loyalty. Why not give her a new pretty dress and a top coat, it will make her happy, look good and she won’t leak so much. Don’t forget the underwear, this should help her performance.
I always thought it was my lack of interest as the years have passed by or maybe it was my wifes...but now I know & this explains it all.... The fact is.. My wife is just too darn hard to move because of misplaced weight in the middle the rather than her nose and TAIL!!! Looks like I need to find a way to adjust this displacement to get the kind of action with less resists in my life.
I think in this case, you should forget about the weight displacement and concentrate on the wobble. Every lure is different, you must find the qualities that attracted you to her in the first place, they are still there, you just have to look a bit harder. Just because she is a bit worn and water logged, no need to discard. All relationships just need a little effort.
Maybe you could work on your technique. Work on your twitch, sink and draw. If you just wind her in the same way every time, it gets boring. Don't just jerk her around, maybe pause occasionally and let her rise to the top. Walking the dog occasionally will score you a few extra too.
YOU DA MAN & THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP!,
MR DISPLACEMENT GUY.
So glad I was able to help. Remember, stay away from shop bought lures. They often have a lot more problems than they are worth and you’ll end up having to talk to the lure doctor again.