If your bragging about being better looking than me you sure aren't setting your sights very high.
Ben, Did you forget? Matt's sight isn't very high cause he's still trying to see over a "Tater" or was it a "Hog"? But what he doesn't realize, is while he was tryin' to win the beauty part on "Dancing With Stars" for Santa, Some little guy in green snuck into his shop and reset the RPM's on his lure turner up to 999 per minute, then used all his duct tape wrapping his "Hoochies" for Christmas (without paper), Bent the tip on his airbrush so it only sprays around corners, and used all his #11 blade to sharpen petrified wood lures... On a side note though, that "Elf" type person did leave Matt's wife a new list, which included, "That's a Sinker", "Not Tonight", "Peyton? LOL Yeah right!"