[Old man in the boat]

For those of you that are wondering if there is something to this "RED" thing with hooks and lures please note the following:

Rudolph, the red-nosed swimjig
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other swimjigs
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any fishing games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
let’s go sleigh some bass tonight?"

Then all the swimjigs loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed swimjig,
you'll go down in history!

[dampeoples]

hehe, my wife hates fishing, lures, fish, and all the crap I have surrounding the sport, but laughed at this

See why I go fishing

[reeves]

That is too cool. Found myself singing as I was reading it. So much more refreshing than the 10 o'clock news. Thanks Old Man in the Boat!