Oh that was bad. Well I still don't buy it. I can't see a shark being attracted to the smell of a girls locker room. They seem to prefer the ass of a gay surfer. Doh!
I see what the problem is/was. I didn't specify, the reference was to "Wife 1.0" (AKA: the Cold Old Wicked Witch of the North ( this what she looks like) not "Wife 2.0".
Unlike "Wife 1.0", "Wife 2.0" doesn't get drunk, doesn't wreak the car, doesn't steal cash from the grocery money, and doesn't kidnap young children across state lines. "Wife 1.0" is the living, breathing, can almost walk without assitance when sober, definition of un-convicted felony iggit. When you look up "Moron" in Webester's, is says, "See her."
The best things in MY life:
Wife 2.0
2 good dogs
consuming gallons of fermented specialty chocolate, caramel and Munich malts delicately seasoned with Noble Hallertauer hops lager beverages.
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Bruce
To fish or not to fish, that is the question... See you on the lake, I'm out'a here!!!
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