Hey guys I was reading some of your posts and laughed so hard I about fell out my chair. On a day off I called my wife and asked where the blender was and of course WHY came next. I told her I had three dozen dead minnows, chicken livers and other catfish loving items to blend up. Then the threats started, I will have you killed. I will divorce you then kill you and so on. They just don't get it but if you want to make her head explode grab her good blender and have a minnow bucket in your hands.